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My Emotions Mug

Sip your coffee, tea, or tears in style.

This mug is overflowing, just like you when a commercial makes you cry, or when your pizza rolls burn your tongue.

Finally, a vessel that truly understands what it’s like to be a hot mess.

Whether you’re brewing up joy, steeping in sadness, or frothing with rage, this mug is here to hold it all until it all inevitably spills over

Microwave and dishwasher safe because sometimes, the only thing more fragile than this mug is you.

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The Strokin' Series

Sometimes a good stroke is all you need.

The ultimate drip for the artsy flirts who aren't afraid to get a little messy.

Whether you prefer a slow and steady technique or something with a fast and furious flourish, this shit provides the perfect aesthetic for jorkin' yer peanitz.


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ButtStuff T-Shirt

Bold. Honest. Caked up.

For those of us who aren’t afraid of clapping back or taking it all in. Perfect for back door philosophers, late night therapy sessions, and getting to the bottom of things. This brand spanking new shirt offers a cushion push and style anyone can get behind.

Make every cheeky exit a grand entrance.

"A simple life is good for me. I don't need a whole lot. For me, a Butt Stuff T-Shirt, no pants, barefoot on a beach, and I'm happy."

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Peepee Box Logo Hoodie

Urine for a treat.

The gold standard and flushing out the haters, this hoodie is number one in comfort, made to make a splash and go with the flow. You’re done taking the piss. You’re done holding it in. It’s time to mark your territory and relieve yourself of the dry fashion norms with this lid lifting drip.

Pee the change you want to see in the world.

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Derpy Morning Mug

A white ceramic mug with a black interior and handle that will fit perfectly in your hands.

The glossy finish and eye-catching color contrast is sure to impress everyone at the office.

"I don't have many little fetishes, but the one I do have is I like a particular mug to drink out of. It's just a Derpy Morning Mug, and I get very upset if my husband moves it."

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